Well, put your mouth up to the phone And leave us a message for when we get home. (Theme music from Batman; reduce to background.) As you can see, I'm off making Montreal a safer place' to live. POW, BIFF.) You just dialed into the North American Air Defense Contract Center. This is not an answering machine--this is a telepathic thought-recording device. None of our staff is authorized to speak with you except for Fred, who is not here right now. I'm afraid we're all out just now on a desperate mission to save the Planet from boring answering machine messages, but if you know what The Shredder has done to April O'Neill, or if you know where he is, or if you can think of a decent pizza recipe, just leave your name and number and we'll ring you right back. You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Leave your name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can. (Ominous electronic background music:) In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by? (Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter":) Hi, you've reached Hell. We can't come to the phone right now, because we're cleaning the refrigerator.And if you can make your message rhyme, We'll call you back in half the time!!!!! So if you'll leave a message after the tone, I'll get back to you as soon as justice is served. Stand by at the tone to give coordinates and destination of incoming bogey. If you do not respond, this unit will assume incoming, non-urgent. This is Nonoxynol-9, the personal and private telephone number of Mikhail Vladivostok Gorbachev, General Secretary of the Supreme Council of the glorious Communist Party of the Union of Sovjet Socialist Republics, Commander-In-Chief of the Combined Armies of the Proletariat Peoples of Russia, First Citizen of the Order of Lenin, Supreme Patron of the Soviet Institute of Literature and Domestic Sciences, President of the Soviet People's Council of Peace and Happiness and Captain of the Kremlin B Squash Team. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now. Due to the large number of complaints regarding the length of our previous answering machine message, we made a few changes. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone. I am your host, Fred, and I will be with you for the next 20 seconds. Leave yours with us, and we'll try to fit it in, given programming constraints. Please leave your name phone number and a brief message at the tone. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. (Hum the "Dragnet" theme...) (Jimmy Buffett's "This Hotel Room:") "I ain't home, I ain't home, you better leave a message 'cause I ain't home." (Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra":) Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached... (Loud heavy-metal music in background; raspy voice:) Hello, this is the executioner. (Noble, aristocratic voice:) Yes, one million dollars COULD be yours, IF you leave your name, telephone number, and the reason WHY you want to join the ranks of The Rich and Famous! (Screams in the background.) We're busy being cleaned by the light of eternal truth right now, so if you leave your name, number, and a brief message, we'll get back to you at the end of time. Please leave your name and number, and we'll get back to you.
It was a three-foot-tall machine popular with Orthodox Jews who were forbidden to answer the phone on the Sabbath.Then in 1960, the Ansafone, created by inventor Dr.After collecting his thoughts, Sam leaves the bathroom and walks down into the couple's colorful kitchen, where Nia is wearing a red polka-dot robe and serving breakfast to their two children, Symphony and Abram.Finally, after Sam insists that the test is real, Nia asks him if he got a dropper of pee out of the toilet.We're a Christian family, the last thing we would ever do is deceive our audience.
We're very open with our fans.' Emotion: Sam and Nia Rader came under fire from critics after announcing on You Tube that they had suffered a miscarriage - just four days after the father-of-four 'surprised' his wife with the news that she was pregnant Just hours after the couple revealed the news of their miscarriage online in a video titled 'Our Baby Had a Heartbeat', their You Tube channel and social media accounts were flooded with comments from people suggesting that they had 'faked' the entire story - from the 'surprise' pregnancy reveal to the 'loss' of the baby.
Nia also failed to visit a doctor or medical professional at any point - to confirm her pregnancy, or receive treatment after her alleged miscarriage, insisting instead that, because her husband was a trained ER nurse, the couple had all the knowledge they needed to understand what had happened.
In a new video posted to their account on Monday, the couple defended the decision not to seek medical treatment, with Sam explaining: 'I know exactly what a miscarriage looks like and I know what we do pretty much every time we have a miscarriage, it's a watch and wait type thing.
Kazuo Hashimoto (Phonetel), was the first answering machine sold in the USA.
In 1971, Phone Mate introduced one of the first commercially viable answering machines, the Model 400.
It weighed 10 pounds and held 20 messages on a reel-to-reel tape.