It's fun being one of the few guys in my group of friends who hasn't yet found love, but at the same time I wonder what is wrong with me..I'm trying to decide if time is running out.
I'm so far behind, I can't imagine being asked to meet on Sunday for brunch by a girl I've dated for a month, much less having a child or being married. But are they as obsessed with sports like guys are? And I do find myself telling my sisters about University of Virginia and Boston College teams — where they went to school. I once tried this, but the entire time I was trying to contort my body so that I could get everything inserted correctly.
While we played, security goons watched closely, and my dad could tell that we were nervous: "Just act like you are supposed to be here, and they won't ask any questions." Sure enough, it worked. Once I've made it into bed with a girl, no way I'm going to let my stupid mouth wreck things.In fact, we've most likely made it to this point in spite of my mouth.There are so many incorrect things I could say, from weak to gross to just downright bizarre. Honestly, sometimes a woman's anger does look hormonal.Last thing I need is to give this girl some material for a girls' night conversation. I have said something to a girl one day that she laughs at, but then a week later she bites my head off when I say the same thing.When I just throw it all out the window and dismiss it as "crazy," it makes it easier to deal.
We don't really think women are insane, we just say it so we can be done thinking about their antics and move on. Guys are happy to help out their girlfriends with emotional issues.There is nothing more ghastly than makeup run amuck in the morning after spending the night together. Women tell me that they feel more pressure to settle down because they can't have children as easily past a certain age.I don't feel pressure in that sense, but I do fear that my appearance and my "game" (not that either are working for me presently) will fade as I get older.We want to bail the morning after a one-night stand. I'm foul when I'm hung over, so I am sure others are too. Do everything you can to get home and fester in your own bed. Give each other a hug, wish each other well, don't say anything about calling, and don't believe him when he mutters that he will call you. There is no reason women wouldn't understand or know sports like guys do if they were as obsessed. That "up against the wall" variation is tougher than it sounds.I just think guys across the board are more sports-obsessed than women are. The entire shower apparatus is so slippery, and then you have soap all over the place. Plus, I do my best to keep my bathroom clean, but I don't think I'd ever want to have sex anywhere near something called "mildew." think you're crazy sometimes, but only because it makes things easier for us.Commitment means I've found my soul mate, that I am completely secure with myself, and that there should be no going back.