He’s never late, he makes you cups of tea and he doesn’t mind watching all the soaps... Here are my top ten signs that you are dating a loser...
He does not give you ideas with anything just keeps telling you how dumb your ideas are.
He becomes suddenly nice after he has been mean on purpose.
With a slash of his sword, the tiny fly drops to the ground, chopped in half. He too opened a matchbox to release a mosquito into the air.
With two quick chops, the mosquito dropped dead in four pieces. He opened his matchbox to set a small fruit fly flying in the air.
- Two muffins are sitting in the oven, when one turns to the other muffin and asks, "Is it just me or is it hot in here? Dad: An idiot is someone who tries to explain something in such a roundabout and long way that the person to whom he is explaining something has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. He opens the door, and only sees a snail sitting on his stoop.
" The second muffin’s eyes widen and he exclaims, "Holy cow! He throws the snail across the street and goes back to watching TV. He gets angry when you say another guy is cute even if it is on show. He prefers picking you up after work instead of you meeting him later. He doesn’t exhibit any of the telltale signs you are dating a loser, does he?he punches the wall, pulls your hair or breaks your things. but if he can’t keep his temper in check, get as far away as you can as soon as possible.This is definitely one of the signs you are dating a loser!He tells you all this while at your couch playing video games.